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Star Wars
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Reasons to join The Dark Side:
They dress better
They're are mean
They get to play with fire.
I much perfer the dark side.
If only there were jobs on offer in the UK where one got to dress so
well that also include being terrible to people.
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I don't fancy being a traffic warden, police officer (the
non-community kind) has interested me in the past but I assume that
they don't like woofs. I've previously attended interviews for
Immigration but didn't accept the position. Perhaps Customs would be
more useful (but I assume they don't like woofs too much either.)
Working for a VAT office doesn't grab me and vehicle inspections would
mean I'd have to get my hands dirty.
Health & Safetly Expectorate or perhaps Environmental Health could be
interesting but the workload must be *immense* these days and heaven
knows what kind of qualifications I'd need to obtain.
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You weren't really cut out for the Samaritans, were you?
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They'd take me back in a heartbeat. I'm a very good listener.
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