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Oops. Oh, and .sig change.
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I *honestly* didn't expect to win that.
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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
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Heh. 'WUN Engineering' would make good replacement decals. BTW you are
a sick, sick puppy. Well done.
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I'm sure if you bribe Daz he could come up with something.
pahnders come up with>
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Mrs WUN currently hates me.
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In a /most/ appropriate way, the list of "Similar Items" is headed by:
" NEW 50TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY WITH GOLD BELLS CAKETOPPER "
- which I think sums up the whole escapade in more than one way ;-)
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Are you actually on a mission to buy every bike listed on ebay?
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I'll bet she bloomin' does! What are you like.
Well that's certainly brightened my evening up.
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Nope. Haven't touched a drop.
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Heh.
You're not the only one who didn't expect to win an auction; finally
found a ZXR750H1 at a price *I* was willing to pay...
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What's the front one like?
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I saw a couple of those on the way home from Oregon. I also saw two
Goldwing Trikes wiv trailers. Oh, and a Goldwing Outfit.
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Nigel?
Bid now...
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No thanks.
Even I have limits.
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That's cruel, but very funny. Somehow I think if he does "bid now"
he'll end up living in/on it.
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It's what he secretly desires. Look at the evidence:
- Yellow Hippo. This was probably the clearest signal. Then...
- The Blingmobile. A surrogate GoldWing, with all the toys and gadgets.
- The GoldPan. Wiv GoldTrailer. Solid '70s disco bling.
Plus he was inconsolable when he didn't get a run on my outfit. The truth
is, he has a deep-seated psychological need for a full-weight, overdressed,
road-going gin palace, with as much glittery tat stuck on it as possible,
Elvis on the stereo, velour jump-suits for the crew, flags and tassels
flapping in the breeze, taking up two lanes of the highway.
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Not Elvis but more like tunes from Playford's Dancing Master. It's more
his thing. He could convert it into his Morris team wagon for "away
matches".
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Once he acquires this comely behemoth, his desires will be sated and he will
have achieved catharsis. If he doesn't, he'll just keep buying increasingly
bizarre pieces of gaudy tat, without finding any real sort of closure.
That's why he needs this one.
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Thing is, Mrs WUN /already/ hates him, so I suppose she'll be doing 15 to
life in the not too distant future. Shame innit?
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This is what evil looks like!
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So, your new posting name is going to be Gold member?
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If it wasn't gold
And it didn't have a trailer
and they knocked off 40K miles.
I'd be interested :)
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Why do I like that? I need professional therapy.
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btw, a sig. change post usually accompanies an altered sig.
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Yep, I was shocked too...
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[...]
Bravo! :-)
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The "Tell me why" bit made me think of that, but there's no way the
first verse scans to match "Silicon chip inside her head..." etc.
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She'll love you again ... when you're in your custom one-piece gold
leathers with matching "Love2Grow" logos.
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