I am reminded...

...that IBB numbers are due to those brave souls who sallied forth on
the bike that put the 'H' in 'KHI'.

I'm minded to hand mine back, after all the things I said about it on
Saturday night.

But that wasn't me talking, that was the alcohol, so you'll have to
make do with an apology.

In no particular order:

#10 - Ace

Thank you sir. It was, as I said, an 'impressive' experience.

#11 - Monz

I thang ewe

You sir are a true riding God... We forget how blessed we are with these new
fangled sportsbikes and how little skill is required purely to maintain a
straight track down the road. I can safely say that is the first time I have
had to induce a lock to lock tank slapper to keep the front wheel steady :o)

PS. I still think it needs rings of fire!

#12 - TOG
#13 - Reserved for the first one to bin it on a CIHAGM

Maybe I should have taken it out rather than just using it as a comfy
seat while chaos broke out around me.

"That looks a bit loose"

Oh, you should have said. Despite your best efforts it kept coming
back intact - if you'd offerred a prize I'm sure one of us would have
happily binned it for you.

Can I try, Sir, please?

#14 - MattG

I don't think I've forgotten anyone.

Thank you, kind sir. It is, without doubt, the worst and the best
motorcycle I have ridden in the last five years.

It was the best of rides, it was the worst of rides.

With apologies to Charles Dickens