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Bikes that frighten you



My mate brought this down the pub yesterday and said I should try it.

I'm a bit nervous.
We should meet up for a tutorial on the Ural. Then you can chuck your
mate's outfit around with homoerotic abandon, hand it back to him and say
"Yeah, not bad" as if you've been riding outfits for decades.
Work of the Devil himself. Burn it. Burn it *Now*, and thus save you mortal
soul (1) and subsequent broken limbs, misc damage to parked vehicles, third
party liabilites etc.)
If you're going to do 3 wheels, symmetry is all. Having done a year and a
half with a pretty well setup outfit, it would still surprise me to the
point of having to pull over and gibber for a while. Outfits are *truly*
scary things.

(1) Oh it's Cane. As you were....
JB
"That's not outfit riding, it's ditch-surfing with style..."
You never really got the hang of it, did you?
GOOWAAAAN!

Assumming it's a B33 - I learnt to ride on one of those without the
side appendage. It used to hinge very nicely in the middle.

For the sake of hygiene, please either tuck yer trousers in your boots
or borrow a pair of bicycle clips.
Q Platypus emissions
I'll bottle some for you if you like: "Platy's Outfit Balm".