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Richard Hammond half down?



Just got a call from the boy-child, who tells me that Richard Hammond was
last seen bouncing down the runway at Elvington today after attempting some
speed record or other.

I can't find anything about it on the Beeb's website, so anyone know for
says 1969-2006 RIP.
They've upgraded his condition to "alive", seemingly.

The RIP bit has now gone.
Kate Humble !
BGN will be mortified.
I bet RH won't be unduly pleased either.
I look forward to the Top Gear Bloopers at Christmas.

I like the little hamster man.

He really was the people's princess.

sure?
On R4 this morning they said that it was unclear what has caused the
accident. I suspect that the previous sentence that the newsreader
uttered, "Richard Hammond was strapped into a rocket-powered car", might
just be the vital piece of evidence that the inspectors are looking for.
Don't try this at home.

No really don't!
Somwhere else suggested that a tyre "blew" which surprised me as I
thought they would have been using solid wheels for these kind of
speeds.
Anyone reckon they'll have a debate about whether the last moments should be
shown? (i.e.in the same way they had a whole page about Steve Irwin?)

A good car crash well beats a stingray in the chest, I reckon.
Made me laugh, that did.
Apparently he was driving this:

And it rolled when the 'chute opened.
I have to say that the last couple of paragraphs look like a draft
obituary.
All the reporting has a tone of 'he's a goner'. Packsman's just put on
his serious face & the text reports seem to read like obits.

I reckon he's a gonner or a potential cabbage.
Nah, he's talking and smiling. Unless something else develops
from his injuries he could well make a full recovery. However, it
will probably take some time.
Tell me about it.

Sounds like he's got away without any serious injuries though, from
what I just heard on the radio. He's out of intensive care now, so
looking good.

Is that like a sprout, or something?


The current top gear format won't work without him. :-(
Oh, of course it will. It wouldn't work without Clarkson, but Hammond
is just a sidekick.
IMHO much easier to find someone who can act the borish bafoon than
some who can be sharp & funny - and the ladies love him.
Errrr, I said 'act' the borish bafoon. HTH
Yep, fair point.


Clarkeson may work to a formula, but it's a formula he's worked out and
he didn't get where he is today by actually *being* the character he
portrays in print and on TV.
Why are you repeating what I just said?
You didn't read my first post properly, how was I to know you'd read
the second?
Well you'd know I'd read your second because I wrote it in the first
place. I'm starting to see why you find Jezzer such hard work.


Clarkeson's a one trick pony. Say a few affectedly controversial things
and make a few brash oversimplified statements. Tolerable in his Times
column and highly entertaining in the company of Hammond and May I'll
grant you - but not irreplaceable.
Aye, but I reckon "Richard Hammond's 5 O'Clock Show" might suffer a bit.
Like Ogri's dog ?


Hopefully he'll recover - the current set of TG presenters work well
together.
Ok. Well that mean he won't appear in next weeks comic then.
Who is Richard Hammond, anybody we know?
Steve Hislop's twin hamster.
Who's we?
Me too.
And me.
Aye, I think that's probably the most accurate account that will be
published. I'm actually looking forward to seeing him back on Top
Gear.