EOSM...

Looks like I may be there after all...

But don't that put you off, as I can't guarantee it yet.

We'll try not to tread on your toes.

Long hair, short hair?

Olay loves you and wants to be your friend. Also, as you're getting
on a bit now it's a good idea to condition your hair every day as hair
doesn't retain moisture very well when you're old meaning it's prone
to snapping and the strands thinning out. It also gives it a bit of
body and shine.

Stop it!
Stop it now!

...and you "volunteered" to share a B&B with this bloke...