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Utterly Inevitable
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After 3 days of torrential rain in Yorkshire the weather clears up, blue
skies reappear, birds sing.
I head off to site in leather jacket and 501's, taking the scenic route.
It's only a few miles.
Dark clouds gather with unatural haste, black crows flock on the horizon.
With a crack of thunder the heavens opened, monsoon rain, streets turn into
rivers within seconds.#
It took me 2 minutes to pull over and pull waterproofs on by which time
every stitch of clothing was soaked through.
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Torrential rain does that, yes it does.
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None of that prepared me for the full lane wide 50 yard long diesel slick
cunningly hidden under the raging torrent that was a road.
I'm heading out onto a construction site soon. Disaster is inevitable.
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You strike me as a man in sore need of an outfit.
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Is this a cue for Molly to suggest something in lurid pink PVC?
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And Vaseline, obviously, to help him slide into something 2 sizes too tight.
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Oh, that was last night...
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You're a sick sick puppy and no mistake!
I took an early 1000cc BSA V-twin with Watsonian type chair to a rally once.
Quite good fun.
What I really want is a Quasar type thing with a GSXR1000 engine.
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