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Sunday...
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After a most excellent Saturday night at the local pub, with strippers
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Brian, you are convincing me I gotta' get out more often!! all those
meetings I go to are putting a cramp in my fun factor!!
Ride safe my friend, sometimes those "fall down go booms" can really
smart!
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hanging from the rafters, girl/girl action on the picnic table outside
and 'strip pool' going on inside. Sunday dawned bright and clear for the
ride to Whangamomona.
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More info please.
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There were two topless barmaids and a chick playing 'strip pool'. She
got her gear off only three times.....she was a pretty good pool player
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And everyone there at least twice.
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and didn't mind flashing (heel on the pool table) the opposition when it
came to tricky shots.
The barmaids were constantly fondling each other and a couple of times
ended up outside putting on a pretty good eating competition.....taking
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They serve furburgers there ?
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No, they were clean as a whistle.......real smooth.
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turns. They would also give random body rubs (you were allowed to join
in) and 'close ups' on the bar. One of them 'cleaned' my glasses and
left a 'snail trail' across both lenses.
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OK, that's too much information......
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.....I still haven't cleaned them... :)
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In the end, the topless girls were naked, the whipped cream and jam was
out, ankles behind ears stuff and swinging upside down from the rafters.
It really was a yahoo evening.....and an excellent promo for 'Heart's
'n' Armour' massage parlour. Even when you are naked, it's important to
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Really Brian?!
And at exactly which pub was this?
(You really shouldn't lead our American friends on like this,
mate...)
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Really NZMSC...it was the 'Top Pub' in Inglewood.
The new owner is bike friendly and a good host.
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Strippers in Inglewood?!!!!!!
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Well, NZMSC, if you have nothing to do on Sat 3rd June (Queens Birthday
weekend) the girls will be back in action.....but this time it's topless
barmaids and Jelly Wrestling.
I won't be there for this one as I'm getting new tyres and heading for
Hamilton, via Taurmanui, over the Punga Punga saddle to Taupo, along he
western side of the lake and up to Mangakino and backroads to Hamilton.
from Hamilton, it will be backroads towards Otorohanga, but turn off and
do the twistys bits through Te Anga and back to the main road at
Waitomo, then my favourite bits....the Awakino gorge, Mt Messenger and
the Uriti valley.
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You know, after you colonise a new place, you can go ahead and change
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Why buy a Yamaha and put Honda decals on it....?
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the names.
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Nah, I like the Maori place names....you get used to them.
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It's only Monday and I'm itching to get going already!
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Ummm... that's not WHY you're itching, Brian.
We KNOW what you got into last time.
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LOL....It's my wrist that is itching for action. :)
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What, no girls around this time ?
( you keep settin' 'em up for me, I'll keep knockin' 'em
down :-) )
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The local farmers wife get bored, do they? ;-)
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No idea....I don't play with other peoples wifes! :)
The strippers were from 'Hearts 'n' Armour' massage
parlour.....professional girls.
Are you the guy that runs track days at the Taupo circuit?
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( said in my best southern redneck accent )
Boy ........ yerrrrr not frommmmm around heeeeear, arrrrre
youuu ?
War in da hail are you frum, boy ?
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smile!
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Ummm... I think he wanted to know about Whangamomona ......
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No, and keep your whang to yourself. ;-)
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Bwaahahaa.....of course.......it's a half horse town with a population
of 15-20......no store, no petrol station, all the houses are run
down.....it's an old railway 'boom' town.....with a great pub in the
middle of some of the best bike roads.
It has an 'Independance Day' festival once a year when trainloads of
people turn up in fancy dress, car and bike clubs turn up along with a
few thousand onlookers. It really goes off with a bang. Whipcracking,
sawing, shooting, possum skinning, cross country, helicopter rides, tug
of war.......an action packed day.
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Pretty much sounds like your party ......
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About twenty bikes rocked up to leave with a bit of everything except
Harleys and Kawasaki's. A surprising number of the Jap bikes were
V-twins, with one of the SV's having a servo operated flap in his
exhaust that opened to give him a 'free flow' exhaust.....it sounded
awesome!
After a brief ride up the main road, it was onto the backroads and it
didn't take long for the GSX-R's to work their way to the front with the
KTM SuperDuke snapping at their heels. The bikes slowly broke into three
groups with everyone finding a speed they were comfortable
with......except the GSX-R (one of the slower ones) in front of me who
managed a BIG lockup right in front of me before leaving the road and
getting highsided into a 4"x4" wood pole holding up one end of a large
"45kmh" sign, which he hit in the 'standing up' position with his leg,
shoulder and head, and snapping the post at ground level.
He was still 'out', by the time I got my bike parked ( shakily,on a down
hill slope) and got over to him. He was crumpled in a heap with his leg
up behind him and I thought the worst, but he opened his eyes and
started to move. I told him just to lie still and more his limbs slowly
in case he had broken anything.....so he just started streching, the leg
came out straight and the only pain he had was in his shoulder, but he
could still move it above his head, so we figured it would be OK.
Another mate had stopped (we were giving other passing riders the
'thumbs up' as they passed, when we realised the guy was OK) so we
dragged his bike back onto the road , and apart from smashed plastic,
indicators, fairing screen, it was OK as well! It started third push of
the button.....so after he had a quick cigarette, he was on his bike,
heading to 'to sulk' ,as he put it. I was going to follow him out to the
main road, but he assured me he was OK and i was to 'get on with it'.
Me and my mate on his 900 Monster headed off to Whangamomona where we
found some concerned looking faces. A couple of quick ones and it was
head home time with three saddles with fast twisties following the
railway line in between. I'm definately improving my riding by slowing
down and being smoother.
ALL in all...the best,most fun, adrenalin filled weekend in ages!
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