an...awkward moment...no rmd content

I work for a company that, well, doesn't have a surplus of bright
people. Which doesn't say a lot for me. Anyway, they've hired a new
a/p clerk and as I passed by the accounting offices one of the head
clerks stopped me to introduce her to me. The last thing she said as I
was about to go on was (verbatim):

"Oh, and Charles, please try not to screw her!"

Of course, you realize that you have no choice but to screw her. I
hope she's not too ugly.

That's part of the problem. I went up to the second floor of the mall.

(cf: Volker's OT story of a few days ago)

Does the 'Pup' read RMD?

Sheesh, talk about cornered....

That was topic A at the dinner table last night :)

I stood there with a blank look on my face, muttered something about
'here's some paperwork you'll need' and went on my way...

I read that and said out loud, "What!......."

Mike Baxter

If not you, then who?
There's obviously more to this...