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Ace - the musical



I was catching up on stuff earlier when porl's comment about Ace flying
over the armco struck a chord. So:

(To the tune of "Over the Rainbow", to be sung by BGN whilst he clutches


You're all nuts.

a small dog)
But how is he clutching it?
[snipped]


One Ace, into the armco, flying high,


Very good. Made oi larf, certainly,


I can't decide if that's even better or not. Equal marks then, I
guess.


There's a bike that I've heard of, lying on its side,
One Ace, over the armco, black and blue,
He tweaked Fate's le-eft nipple,
And into the armco he flew

One day he hit the brakes too hard,
And woke up with a chopper far above him,
With ribs and liver slightly foxed,
Floating high on Entonox,
Hmmmm, entonox.

That's where you'll find him

One Ace, into the armco, missed a tree,
Sweller flew over the armco,
Why, oh why can't he?
If happy little commies fly beyond the armco,
Why, oh why can't hippies?