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ot: top tips
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don't wander about your house, barefoot in the dark.
Because otherwise you might catch a door frame with your foot and
break your little toe on your right foot so it's pointing 60 degrees
to the right.
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COnversely, my collarbone was the least painful bone I've broken.
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I broke mine on a night out, somewhat intoxicated. I didn't realise at
the time, and walked home, went to bed etc. When I woke up in the
morning, I'd torn a lot of muscles in my upper arm and neck, this was
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Probably wise. Try not to do it again eh? Hope it stops hurting soon.
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what made it painful.
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I've broken bones in my hands a couple of times, once that I didn't
realise for a couple of weeks, so clearly not very painful.
On the _most_ painful front, it's hard to be clear which of the nine
ribs, sternum and six vertebrae were causing the most pain, but the
combination was quite overwhelming.
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Steph and I used our powers of distraction iirc.
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60 degrees toe-out? You wanna get down to a laser alignment centre
pronto.
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Or the toe-arranger
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"Hi-ho, toe nail awaaaayy!"
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Sound like it's too late for that. He'll need to be seeing the
Toecutter
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"Remember the Night Rider, when you look up to the night sky"
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Tape it to the next toe along. Don't let it float about unstrapped or
it'll really hurt later.
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He should consider moving to Camber Sands.
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Broke 3 last year.
Smarts a bit, but the annoying thing is how long they take to heal.
Hint: if it's less than 6 weeks, you only dislocated them.
I wore a sodding sandal to work for 8 weeks :(
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Clumsy cnut. But yes, ouch, redoubled in spades, you poor sod. You know
you're likely to bash it again now, don't you?
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it probably won't surprise you to learn that this is not the first
time I've broken this particular toe.
The last time the culprit was a coffee table, and I've vowed not to
have one in the house since. Hard to do without door frames, mind.
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Whilst I understand your efforts to hold true to your roots, may I
suggest wearing something on your feet?
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I don't own any slippers, and if I happen feel like wandering around
downstairs in the middle of the night, I'm unlikely to put shoes and
socks on to do so.
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You have children in the house? They have Lego? You mad impetuous fool.
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heh.
And...what have you done to your newsreader? It garbles the quoted
content, as per above.
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That's the brand new version of groups, I'm afraid.
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well, later on this year they'll be 14 and 18 respectively, so they're
somewhat past the lego phase.
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Broke both my little toes in the summer. I promise you that at every
opportuntiy that very same toe will collide with hard objects.
Alcohol will not help.
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Or learn where things are.
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Yeah, broken toes hurt. Ask Bear.
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Ho, yes.
Though the pain that hit just after I crawled from under my bike after
my leg was broken in a SMIDSY was quite something; it just didn't last
that long.
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Slippers dont seem so old dufferish now do they ;)
GWS .. and sympathies
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