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F**king ouch!
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I just slipped and fell in my shower, whilst washing my feet. I hurt my left
shoulder and back. Thankfully, I didn't hit my head.
So, what is my lesson here?
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How about a shower stool?
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Let's HOPE he's not so old as to be making THEM !!!!
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ewwwwwww......would it fit down the plug hole?
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I haven't gotten to that point yet. Most of the time I can still control my
bowels.
Someday though......
Thumper
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Get one of those, "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" gizmos.
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Arrrgh! Don't mention that title right now! "Help!" and "Once Upon a Time in
the West", is the root of my psychosis, right now.
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Well, you could put the beer on the bottom shelf of the refrigerator.
Then you wouldn't need to get up. At least not for a while.
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Tis true, it tis! If I had a beer, I would NEVER want to get up again
(except to get more). (|;)
Thumper
Al Moore
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Al Moore
DoD 734
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Thumper
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Wear armored leathers. whilst showering, and a DOT approved, full face
helmet?
Take an MSF approved course on foot washing while showering?
Don't take showers anymore?
Don't attempt to wash my feet whilst showering?
Quit washing my feet altogether?
Hire a caregiver (preferably a teeeeeeenage hooker), to help me shower?
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You might be able get a few free bathings by Cat. How many depends on how
long you can play the sore shoulder.
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Give up motorcycle riding?
Or, buy a showermat?
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Golf Shoe Scrubbers in the tub/with a soap dispenser.
I would prefer teenage hookers too, much hotter than teenage slicers.
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You should relax a few minutes following afternoon
canoodling to regain your strength before heading to the
shower. Maybe add some time in the schedule for your
caregiver instead of having to hurry.
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Velcro the floor and the bottom of some thongs? Just sli one foot out at
at time when washing your feet.
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run naked through your local car wash
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Should I hook my cock up to the tow chain, just to be safe?
Thumper
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If you can do that, then why don't you just train it to wash your feet?
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No, walk with your legs far apart
let the high speed roller brushes gently caress your goodies
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Nail your feet to the floor while showering?
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Or before. No need to get the hammer wet, it might slip out
of his hand and chip the basin.
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