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OT: Road Runner
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OK, probably drank too much beer before dinner, but!
Wile E. Coyote is on the telly, chasing that blue bird thing
This still rates as my favourite cartoon (opens discussion to what is the
best)
But after watching him fall thousands of feet to the floor, and seemingly
get up and clinb right up to the top uninjured, be able to buy loads of ACME
products, and mountains of bird seed, is seems obvious, why does he not just
order a take away?
(sets self to flame mode)
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That is brilliant. I had to stop reading after this paragraph to get
air:
"The sequence of collisions resulted in systemic physical damage to
Mr. Coyote, viz., flattening of the cranium, sideways displacement of
the tongue, reduction of length of legs and upper body, and
compression of vertebrae from base of tail to head. Repetition of
blows along a vertical axis produced a series of regular horizontal
folds in Mr. Coyote's body tissues -- a rare and painful condition
which caused Mr. Coyote to expand upward and contract downward
alternately as he walked, and to emit an off-key, accordion like
wheezing with every step. The distracting and embarrassing nature of
this symptom has been a major impediment to Mr. Coyote's pursuit of a
normal social life."
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