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Take a guess



What bike will I be riding at Mallory Park on Thurday? Winner gets a cup
of Mallory Park cafeteria coffee or tea.
The one you ride/bring along with you?
Actually, no.
GSXR750??

Make it a mallory park beer.

ken
zx636
I would just like to point out that this must be the most pointless,
tedious
thread in the history of UKRM[1].

[1] 118 posts at the time of me posting this, of which nearly half of
them
are the single word "no".
Don't you have an 'ignore thread' button?
Sorry, I'm stuck with groups at work.


Come on, you haven't even made a guess.
Oh, go on then - a Spagthorpe Rottweiler
Sadly, no.
Is it a BMW..?
Wrong again
Triumph thingy. In black.
KTM 990 SM. Or maybe a SuperDuke.
No and no.
Is it a Suzuki?
Can't answer. You have to guess the model.
So it's a Suzy. GSX250?
I won't say what marque, and you're wrong about the GSX.
Ok, bigger or smaller than 550cc?
I suppose you need another clue, smaller.
CR500 SM?
Hmmm. The longer this goes on the more it looks like being a name
dropping exercise but I'll play anyway.
Someone's already had a no for that answer.
I've ridden one of those, so it's ruled out.
Bimota YB7?
BMW R45
Starts again:

Honda RC 174 ?
Supermotard of some sort?
That GPz thing you were putting together.
No, sold it.
KR1-S
FZR400RRSP
RGV250
One at a time please, and no to all of those
web-search it...
I know exactly what an RC174 is, I don't need to web-search.
Goood.
I was just testing.
;-)
And absolutely, definitely, my last guess ever - honest - 500 Pantah.
Suzuki RGV250 ?
CBR250 ... in pink.
Not quite, try again.
I wouldn't mind, but no.
RC30?

RC45?


None of these, and it's limited to one bike per post and no re-tries til
That was all I've got ... every bike I know.

Except the CBR400RR and the ZX-6R, but I only know them because I've owned
them.

I've answered.


996?

998?

999?

Gixer thou?

ZX-10R?

Your mother?

NSR125?

Goldwing?

GSX1100-R?

Fireblade?

CX550?

FZR1000EXUP?

Vincent Black Shadow?

Could go on a while this game, couldn't it?
Van Veen OCR 1000.
No, sensible suggestions please.
Quad Bike?
I said motorcycle, so no.
Cosworth or homebrewed hybrid thingy of Sol's?

Either way, no.
Hmm. Do we get more than one go, or is it one question only?
As many attempts as you like.


If we get another crack, I'll go with "none", and suggest that it be
one guess per post and you can't post another guess until you've
answered.
Fair play.
=20


I will be riding a motorcycle round Mallory Park on Thursday, so your
"none" answer is incorrect.

Clue, I've never even seen the bike, and never ridden one of this type
I get the feeling that the word "type" might be the key word. Not sure
whether to go for engine type or bike type, so I'll go for a Benelli
Tré.

before either.
Amazonas. With a 2180cc big bore kit.
Krusty's MV Agusta
Not sure yet, I haven't asked but thanks for reminding me to.
Asking doesn't cost anything. The thought of me not being able to ride
it for months whist waiting for replacement parts could rattle your
conscience for years to come though...
You don't know Lozzo very well, do you?
Raleigh Grifter?
I wish. You're wrong.
I don't think I know anyone very well, tbh.
Sheesh. I make a cheap joke and you get all deep and philosophical.
Well what do you expect if you make cheap jokes at several hours past
beer o'clock!
I'd rob the bits from my bosses brand new one that's sitting in our
office's lobby. DJ was the only person to have ever ridden it from what
Is it a 750 Senna though? If so, can you rob me the seat unit &
mirrors. Ta.
Normal red/silver 750F4, one of the very first.

I hear.
^^^^^^^^^^
Unlikely. I wouldn't bother riding 80 miles to look at one, let alone
ride it.
B6 without bird?
My burd is riding her own B6.5 on the day. You're wrong btw.
MZ TS150?
Could be fun, but no.