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OT - Does Have H-D in it.
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Dear Abby:
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife
has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the
caller hangs up.
She's been buying a lot of new clothes lately and is losing weight, even
though she looks perfect to me.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask
their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know
them."
I always stay awake to look for her taxi coming home, but she always walks
down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as if she has gotten
out of the car around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?
I once picked up her cell phone just to see what time it was and she went
berserk, screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I
checking up on her. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife.
I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she
went out again so I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to
park my Harley Davidson Low-rider next to the garage and then hide behind it
so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was
at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the rocker
boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
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Dear David,
You are in need on counseling. It is obvious that you are not spending
enough time
with her. You are neglecting her.
How long must things go on before you wake up and smell the coffee here
David?
Spend some time with her. It's clear that you have the time, but your not
using it
to properly make the relationship grow.
What I would suggest at this point is to give her a good bath (no harsh
chemicals),
Get her out on the road, and take her to the mountains for a long weekend.
When the two of you get home, check those rocker boxes and see if you still
see oil.
If so, get her to the dealer soon.
Once she is in good form again, give her daily attention. The time when your
wife is away
is fate, and fate is doing all it can to mend your relationship with your
bike.
Grow David, grow.
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Your advice makes the most sense to me so away I go for the weekend. :-)
After all, when you find the love of your life you have to take care of her.
I think I'll change the plugs too.
Dave
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Take it back to the dealer with your wife on the back and don't forget to
Armor-All that leather jacket of yours!
Hint: remove any optional backrest! ;)
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No Doubt about it take your wife back to the dealer, you'll probably get
more pleasure from your bike any way.
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