Fat men on motorcycles

People over 13 stones should not ride motorcycles(its not a good look).

Not actually true, you know. Off the top of my head, there'd be me,
burnt, darsy [1], Bonwick, Auvache, dwb, antonye, ballistic, lozzo,
ace [2], switters, ogden, christofire, kenyon, and, significantly,
pretty much all the women.

I only weigh around 13st

- then again, I'm only 5'3"

*waves* [1]

[1] To being under 13 stone, not being a woman.

Plenty of other ukrmers have taken that path, so there's nothing to be
ashamed of, you know...

I'm not quite sure I follow your logic there. Are you saying that if a
UKRMer has done something, then anyone else can do it too without
feeling ashamed?

I'm just saying that you wouldn't be the first, so people might be
used to the idea.

If so, you're saying it's ok to go dogging, or even buy a Harley?
Surely that can't be right.

Dogging schmogging, but the Harley is too far.

Prolly.

Lovely as it is that you think I might be under 13 stone, I broke that
particular barrier during the Great Easter Mini Egg Binge.

And I did my best to save you from yourself too!

If you think *that* was a *mini egg* ...

Shut up and let it run. I am.

I take it all back. Down from 13st4 to a steady 12st7 in two weeks
without even a hint of amoebic dysentery.

And me.

Really? But you have a beard, don't you? Beardy blokes are *always*
fat!

Mind you it would actually involve me having to clean up the garage
such that I can actually get my bike out..

Posting to UKRM without having recently ridden a bike? Who can
imagine such a thing?

Doesn't sound so bad, actually.

[1] the subject of darsy's weight and diet has been unusually absent
from ukrm recently

have achieved my first stage target (75kg), I've not felt the need to
mention it.

Another 8 kilos and that's broken the 100kilo mark ...

err, what?

Oh, you mean for you?

So what's your second stage target?

Christ, how many stages are there? Or are you a short arse?

I want to lose another 3-4kg or so.

[2] tho, judging by the noticeable pot belly on display at Sedan, this
may no longer be true.

I've been about 13.5 stone for the last four or five years, as it
happens. The belly is more about body shape than fat. I.e if I
straighten my back it mostly disappears.

That sounds like the voice of denial to me.

AOL - I've been saying the same thing since my mid-twenties ;^)

It rather depends. For reasons not yet explained I am now approaching 9
stone and I ain't been this light since I sang 3 octaves higher.

Eat more dates ..