Any publicity is good publicity

Biking in the Torygraph:
You can post comments or questions - who's going to ask her?

You are joking right? It is obviously a work of total fiction:

" ...boyfriend had managed to create space in our car, which involved
jettisoning a bottle... "

Neither the biker nor the lying journo desperate for the credit in her
would ever admit to that, were it true.

It sounds like she got too complacent with her Sportster.

It was evidently too chirpy for her.

Heh heh heh.

I just noticed that Chris Stevens got the first comment in.
I'm surprised he didn't offer to weld it for her.