New motorcycle

Well I finally got access to my trust fund and I bought a new Ultraglide to
go with my Porcshe. Now I'm going to take some lessons and learn

Uh... what exactly is an "Ultraglide"? Is it anything like
an Ultra Classic Electra Glide?

Sean_Q_
'99 FLHTCUI SE3

how to ride it. I also bought me some neat leather chaps and leather
jacket and some boots at the Harley place. I think I'm ready to
go.

It is not too late to buy Stafford's Instant Biker in a Box.

Tell me...do those chaps have creases?

I just wanted to say hi to all you fellow Harley riders.

Welcome to the group Wild Jim, and congrats on the new bike!! Your story is
a familiar one to most of us and I think you'll find that if you stick
around you'll soon be hooked on the group and make a whole bunch of new
bros. A word of warning about the big rally's, you'll need something

I think it's best spelled 'bro's' in this case or the plural of bro.

bigger than a porsche to pull the bike when it's in the trailer. More than
a few of us have destroyed a transmission trying that. The Escalade is a

Porsche Cayenne should do the trick pretty well. It's an overpriced
Volkswagon SUV. Problem is the tow hitch would cost about $2k.

pretty decent tow vehicle. Just a heads up.

Only if nobody steals your wheels.

That bait is a little past it's prime aint it?
Luca

I dunno. He hauled in more than a few lunkers with it.

I see a tattoo in your future.

Iron on?

Thanks for the laugh.

Ken #70

First a Round for the house. Top shelf if you please.

Saw a guy sunday. What a classic. Brandynew Harley roadglide, Harley
engineer boots,new blue jeans, Black T-shirt, Baseball cap on backwards.
beanie helmut on top. Could not maintain a cosistant lane position. Kept
looking back at me and friend riding behind him.

I know not everyone dressed like this is new, but he had all the
symptoms......*8-}. At least he was riding......................

I just wanna know where he's from, so I can start reading the obits in
that area.

Getting bored over in Sand Springs?

A tip I learned early around here: keep a nice firm crease in those
chaps. Nobody likes uncreased chaps.

It improves the laminar flow