Hi Vis Gear

Just bought a couple of hi vis jackets from this lot. Very prompt
delivery and good quality kit considering the price.

Are you going working on a motorway?

Or own a white BMW or Pan European?

ooo does that mean I'm allowed? ;)

No, more, going to work on a motorway.

You've seen what happens to bike riders when they're wearing hi-viz clobber
I hope.

Use a Nissan Micra, then.

Lordy lordy - why on earth would one voluntarily wear one of those?

If one was riding a large white BMW down an English motorway one might
find it amusing....
Completely waterproof too of course.

I never used to bother in good visibility, but put on a yellow and
reflective thingy in misty, rainy, dank dark manky weather conditions.
I don't know whether it helped or not, but I certainly found I could
see other bikers better in these conditions with hi-viz on. Normal
weather it didn't seem to make any difference what people were wearing.
In fact I think it's things that are out-of-place that attract peoples
attention the most, so maybe you should ride with a large elephant suit
on, or a large pair of comedy breasts (gold naturally).

My experience of hi-vis gear is it's like painting a target on you.

Although I wear a Hi-Viz vest, I think that it may be becoming associated
with learner riders nowadays, some drivers may then treat you with the same
contempt they do learner car drivers.

This is true.

makes me wander as to the state of my lungs :(

With GPS or maps?

#And as we wind down the road.....dum...dum.dum..dumm..dum..dum..dumm

I wear a Hi Vis vest, was even cheaper than that of ebay I think
though. It amazes me how fast they get dirty with black soot whilst
riding on the motorway.. makes me wander as to the state of my lungs :(

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